Spotted: A Lash Cartel babe on the Upper East Side, lashes flawless, sipping oat milk like she didn’t just apply her own extensions in five minutes flat.
Whether you're heading to brunch, the boardroom, or your next scandal (we won't judge), you deserve lashes that give undeniable main character energy. Lucky for you, your favorite Lash Dealer is spilling the secrets. Here are 10 DIY lash tips straight from the Cartel—that even Blair Waldorf would approve of.
XOXO, your Lash Dealer 💼
👁🗨️ 1. Prep Like a Gossip Girl Plot Twist
Every power move starts with prep—and your lashes are no different.
🧼 Wash your lids with an oil-free cleanser.
🧻 Pat dry.
💨 Make sure you’re working on a clean slate.
💅 2. Choose the Right Lash for Your Era
From Mob Wife drama to Soft Girl summer, your lash style should match your mood.
💼 Feeling bold? Try our SIREN lash.
🌸 Going for sweet revenge? Vengeance has your back.
💌 3. Use the Good Glue (Because You Deserve It)
A Cartel girl doesn’t mess with cheap bond.
Pick a strong-hold, latex-free glue made for 5–10 day wear. You need something that lasts longer than your last situationship.
🔍 4. Segment Strategy = Social Climbing
Start from the outer corner and work inward.
Stack like a social ladder: soft, medium, drama.
🔥 5. Clamp It Like You Mean It
Apply, then press with your lash applicator for 5–10 seconds.
It’s like sealing a secret... that happens to look really hot.
🛏 6. Sleep Pretty (Even if You’re the Villain)
Avoid face-planting into your pillow. Sleep on your back like the glowing goddess you are.
💡 Use a silk pillowcase—Blair would.
🌧 7. Avoid the Steam (and the Drama)
Give your lashes 24 hours to cure.
So yes, maybe skip the 20-minute hot girl shower. Sorry not sorry.
💄 8. Makeup? Keep it Gossip Girl Glam
Skip mascara—your lashes don’t need it.
Use soft shadows and pencil liners. Think sultry brunch, not smokey Halloween.
💋 9. Remove Like a Lady (or a Legend)
No ripping. No rushing.
Use a lash-safe remover and let them melt off while watching Breakfast at Tiffany’s (or reruns of GG).
👑 10. You’re Not Just Wearing Lashes—You’re Setting Standards
Your lashes are more than beauty—they're a statement.
About effort. About confidence. About showing up for yourself even when the plot gets messy.
🖤 Final Word from the Dealer
Whether you're in your Elle Woods redemption arc, your Gossip Girl glam phase, or just trying to survive the group chat—your lashes should never betray you.
So go ahead, slay your DIY set, walk like it’s a catwalk, and remember:
Good lashes get you far. Great lashes get you talked about.
XOXO, your Lash Dealer 💼
